So yeah, im gonna be off for awhile spending time with my family and things. I got a wii so Ill be playing on that for awhile. Yeah so heres a holiday movie for ya! (Song spoof)

APPERENTLY NOONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT!

(TG refrence ftw?)

NEWER UPDATE!

I was watching the news (Ok I was watching the comedy network, shutup) and the CEO of maple leaf meats comes on (AKA the retard) and appologises for his major BS over the last few months. He said that the recall was over and the hired a new cheif of health or something, but Im still never buying any of their foods again, some people actually DIED over this stupid thing! I was sorta lucky.

OTHER NEWS:
IM ON HOLIDAYS!
Also, Best song EVER!

Ok, so if you knew me before your probably wondering where I was all those months, well I has an excuse/story thing. (Uninterested people may proceed down skipping the story.)

So, well i was at home and I make myself a sandwich. I basicly inhale it as I was hungry. So after that im on the couch watching comedy when a comercial comes on with the CEO of maple leaf foods on it ( Fellow Canaidians might know where Im going with this) he tells about a serious infection in his meat plants and that several people have died over it.

All that flows through my mind is "Fuck"

I look in the fridge and guess what was on the lable of the lunch meat? Yep Maple leaf brand! JOY! My dad was sitting there watching it with me so he tells me to throw it all out and I pray to god my sandwich wasent infected.

The next day all that flows through my mind is "Clusterfuck"

I was sick, and it hurt like hell. It felt like there was too much gas in my stomach and something was chewing on my insides. I went to the doctors and he said it might get worse so I should just stay home. All i wanted to do was sleep (Hence me not being on.)

But because I cant die ( :D ) Im better now and ill be on a bit more.

You may still be wondering where i was for the other 4 months....Well School started so I was busy with that, also I made an accound on Kongregate, and well.... I sorta forgot about NG (Insert gasps here)

Sooo, fill me in on what happened well i was gone! What kind of internet hell has been raised? :D

(Unrelated pic)

Ugh, im sick. Wonderfuckingfull... Sorry guys im gonna be taking another week or so off. Flipboi if I see youve commented then ill know you saw the prolouge (last post) and when I get back ill post the new chapter. Im fricking puking up lungs. (4 in counting xD ) bye for awhile guys.

HEY HEY little guys and guys pretending to be girls...(Theres no girls on the internet, its true :( )

Sorry I havent been on in awhile, had to get school done with. But im done with grade 7 and im gonna post the prolouge now ENJOYZ!

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Prolouge:

Jeez, never thought it would end like this.... at least not so soon.

Stupid things got evreyone.

Even me... Backed into a corner like some animal. How could this have happened?

But I guess I should start from the begining...

I think it was a tuesday when me and some of my buddies were preparing to board a plane that went to this island somewhere in fiji or something, and meet up with my friends Flip and Corab. Damn flight was delayed. Oh well, least we got there. We were meeting up to do a little 'Deal' with the government... Chances were that it wouldent go very smoothly so we brought in some backup. 4 snipers, 2 armored trucks and a chopper if things got really ugly.

We met up with them at the terminal.

"Sup?" I asked. "Notin' much..." Replied Flip. We tryed to sound casual.

"The deal's in a week, you found a place for us to crash Corab?" I asked. "Of corse I did! Who do you think I am?" Corab Said, a bit insulted.

"Chill. Im just worried. Project R.O.C.K. is not lightly guarded. Weel need a place to lay low for awhile."

Later on we discussed the plan, I overheard something on the TV that said it was now putting some new type of steroid on the market that dident have any negative side affects... I laughed at it. But who knew it was the worst fuckup known to man?

::EDIT!!

Ill post ch.1 when flipboi comments on the prolouge, just so I know that hes actually back.

Scince I screwed up the BBS log beyond repair im gonna start on my story.

I WANT PEOPLE IN IT! INCLUDING::::::::::::::::
Flipboi117
Ape4
Zwakman
Armyoftwo
Hereforrock
(Because i said so and i already have an idea where they can fit in)

And anyone els who wants to be in it can ask!

Soooo yeah, tell me if you wanna be in or not and ill write soon! The only thing ill tell you is that its a zombie story. THATS IT!

/Edit

Im gonna write it on wensday if I dont get noone els to volenteer for the story!

I WONT PUT ANYONE ELS IN IT AT THAT POINT! And im not saying what time on wed im writing on wensday....im just sayin on wensday... but to keep you happy, heres a funny pic!

/Another edit

Im not accepting anyone els in the story now, im writing and it will be posted soon!

/last edit

i cant go on newgrounds for a while because im busy with things, so in a little bit ill give you guys the story!

Sorry!

/REAL last edit

Im almost done writing it. im gonna post it on the last day of school ive decided that i might edit people in so more people can join if they feel like it. LATERZ!

I screwed it up. :( I was adding to it and I deleted it. Im sorry. I get a facepalm.

But yeah ape was right, I need to make a new news post so...I leave the log to rest.

YOU BROUGHT ME BAD LUCK YOU MONKEY BASTARD! lolol

/sobsob

Instead of gettin a PS3 i got a PSP! and i think its better than a PS3 because its basicly the same thing, but you can take it anywhere! also the games have this lil carrying thing on them so you cant damage them unless......well you snap the disk!!!! but i still think the games for ps3 are better......i did get these games for christmas: Surfs up! (beat it), Syphon filter dark mirror ( almost beaten), need for speed underground rivals ( given up because my dad eraced my file) and twisted metal head on ( havent really gotten into that one).
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i got a new game, its called Daxter ( beat it)....... if your not farmilliar with the series daxter is this little oarnge weasle thing (who was 1ce a kid) that fell in2 this stuff called dark eco and became what he is now! anyway it takes place in the 2 years daxter was looking for Jak well Jak was the subject for the 'dark warrior' project for the baron of haven city......but what i dont really understand is im like 60 percent through the game and hes only looked for jak 1ce (cuz he got hired as an extermanator)......but other than that its a pretty good game!! i got the last copy in the store and i saw this guy debateing if he wanted to buy it but he left (thank god) :D
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For my birthday i got smackdown vs. raw 2008 (beaten) ratchet and clank size matters (almost beaten) and the simpsons game (beaten) in smackdown vs. raw its wreastleing but you can make your charricter do almost anything. ratchet and clank is the ussual.....wacky squirl thing kills, beats down and blows up anything in sight! simpsons game is just bacicly the things youd expect the simpsons to do all are great games :D

MY BRO GOT A PS3!!!! for all you people who say its a load of crap GO TO HELL!!!! it freakin pwns! if you do get it also get the game fight night round 3....its pretty good!

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HEY GUESS WHAT GUYS!!!!! i might be getin my own PS3 for christmas!!! BOOYAKASHAAAAAAAA! other things on my list include
computer
TV
Sword
WII
xbox 360 (possably but i still think ps3 is better!)
bean bag chair
PSP
some new games
some weird event where i get a leicence (TO KILL BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!)

YAAAAAAAY october!!!!!!!! finnally holloween is commin up.....yeeees i still go out :D ive always loved it......this year i feel l like being a pirate :) not nessisarly looking like the stick pirate im posting (hopfully it shows up XD)